Poo glue

The sticky residue left between your butt cheeks and in your underwear after an epic fusillade of farts.

I paid the price for tooting all day when I got home and discovered my butt cheeks were stuck together with stinky poo glue.

Poo glue by DingoDaddy March 31, 2026

Glue Poo 

An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.

Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”

Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”

Glue Poo by Greenbear December 27, 2007

glue poo 

when your poo is so tacky it sticks to everything and anything.

honey someone took a shit and they had glue poo, better grab a wire brush

glue poo by moan doggie August 3, 2006