Poo Ring

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals

"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"

by Sir Shagalot July 30, 2008

poo ring

a condition caused by not wiping properly.

"i'd go down on her, but i just can't get past the poo ring".

by Martoonie N Leashie January 23, 2004

poo ring

English slang, from England, meaning anus or rectum. a translation to american slang: butthole

"bill was being such a pooring to me today."

"jill has a tight poo ring."

by Ra Jaconan July 9, 2006

stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!

Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring

by COB David December 21, 2007