Urban Dictionary: poo ring

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"i'd go down on her, but i just can't get past the poo ring".

by Martoonie N Leashie January 23, 2004

Sep 9 Word of the Day

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals

"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"

by Sir Shagalot June 23, 2006

English slang, from England, meaning anus or rectum. a translation to american slang: butthole

"bill was being such a pooring to me today."

"jill has a tight poo ring."

by Ra Jaconan July 09, 2006