poo monkey
A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
poo monkey by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005
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Poo Monkey
Poo Monkey by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009
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Monkey Poo Poo
Monkey Poo Poo by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018
monkey poo
The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.
The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.
The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.
monkey poo by LarrySanders February 6, 2009
monkey poo
A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.
When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."
When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."
monkey poo by David Sinfield September 23, 2007
noob monkey poo
noob monkey poo by Michelle Sanderlin November 26, 2007
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