Ponts Off

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to pontificate from a soapbox like a entitled millennial man would; best heard through a British accent

He really is going ponts off about how capitalism is the ruin of the modern world...

Boy, sometimes I wish I could ponts off like men of a certain time and station tend to do...

Ponts Off by Phillip Chandra July 7, 2025

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Fancy the pants off

Have a huge crush on, desire, love, obsess about.

I fancy the pants off that guy who works in the book shop. He's gorgeous.

Fancy the pants off by vista_fail September 28, 2010

No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

No, I don't want to take my pants off by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something

"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"

beat the pants off by Cory N. January 12, 2008

I take my pants off to you

Response to having ones pants pulled down

William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"

I take my pants off to you by Baxington March 13, 2015

Pants Off Coin Toss

When a serious decision needs to be made by 50/50 chance, you have everybody in the room drop their pants to make it official. and flip a coin.

We were debating getting a puppy for our apartment, so we had a Pants Off Coin Toss

Pants Off Coin Toss by Staygoldponyboy September 15, 2010

Laugh My Freakin Pants Off

A more extreme version(indicating more laughterness) of LMAO.

Considered, by some discerning gamesters, to indicate MORE laughterness than even LMFAO!

The word, 'freakin' may also be substituted with other 'f' words such as, 'flippin' 'flappy' or 'fuckin'
Its' all a matter of personal preference, imo!

Simplyknitting> Oh shit! I just attacked my freakin Thorn neighbour instead of that lvl 5 npc! Typed the wrong coords in!

Gobbledegook> lol you dumb ass noob, sk! ROFL and Laugh My Freakin Pants Off :)

mighty cale>Awww SK! But yeah, GG, i just gotta LMFPO too! *sigh now we gotta get sk outta the shit!*

It has also been known too add the word 'big' and/or 'Smelly' into the mix. I feel this is quite acceptable i.e. Laugh My Freakin Big Smelly Pants Off.

Other variations may include the use of a relatives' pants:-

Laugh My Mothers Freakin Big Flappy Pants Off

Laugh My Sisters' Smelly Pants Off

Laugh My Grandads' Freakin Smelly Big Flappy Pants Off

But it can all get a bit out of hand and become too cumbersome! LMGFSBFPO! :)

Laugh My Freakin Pants Off by SimplyKnitting July 17, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026