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Pontourage 

A congregation consisting of any one of the following types of people - Poncy namby pamby rich boys wet pants self-important, prissy up-themselves conceited pink shirt wearing, homophobic , nancy boy, cry baby, arrogant, big-headed, boastful, cocky, egocentric, high-and-mighty, inflated, im so cool, stuck-up, toffee nose tartlets, too too wearing up tight broke back mountain fudge packing, man meat loving, prostate milking brown nosing, look at me, portraying or displaying theatrical or god like presence believing that their own shit doesn’t stink
Hey look at that gathering (Pontourage) of loud mouth hot shit show offs, only thinking about them selves and how important they are. In there imaginary high class status of life
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nontourage 

The party was fun until Chris showed up with his nontourage.
nontourage by billg November 12, 2004
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nontourage 

AKA 'sidetourage' to the official 'entourage' depending on what status.

"Sidetourage" are the group when the man of the hour is still present with them - but still deemed lower than the entourage.

"Nontourage" is applied when the man of the hour hangs around with the official entourage leaving the nontourage with no plans.

The nontourage are the second class group when it comes to making decisions, suggestions and what have you. Thoughts, ideas and general decision making have no power.

Nontourage: "Hey, let's go watch the game tonight after we grab some grub."

Entourage: "That's a stupid idea".
nontourage by gwizzle88 April 20, 2009

nontourage 

1. Lack of an entourage.
2. The posse status of a person who habitually attends functions, perfroms daily tasks or goes to a restaurant sans accompaniment.

Maitre'd: Table for one, sir?
Loner: Well, do you see anybody else?

By this example we can see clearly that the Loner is rolling none-deep, with a "nontourage"
nontourage by Chris219 July 7, 2006

Montourage 

The official name for Lil Nas X Stans
The montourage is the best fan-base of all time.
Montourage by Lilnasxjamaica April 16, 2022

montourage 

Um, yeah, those other definitions are wrong. Montourage is Cory MONteith's enTOURAGE
Kay: Do you like Cory Monteith?
Kelsey: Yeah! Total Montourager. So sad he died!
Kay and Kelsey: MONTOURAGE UNITE
montourage by montourager October 10, 2013

Montourage 

An accumulation of photos, videos, or clips of all of your friends.

Derived from the Latin word Montage, and the Greek word Entourage.
Howie has three ugly bitches in his montourage.
Montourage by 1MBETTER January 17, 2009