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Pontourage 

A congregation consisting of any one of the following types of people - Poncy namby pamby rich boys wet pants self-important, prissy up-themselves conceited pink shirt wearing, homophobic , nancy boy, cry baby, arrogant, big-headed, boastful, cocky, egocentric, high-and-mighty, inflated, im so cool, stuck-up, toffee nose tartlets, too too wearing up tight broke back mountain fudge packing, man meat loving, prostate milking brown nosing, look at me, portraying or displaying theatrical or god like presence believing that their own shit doesn’t stink
Hey look at that gathering (Pontourage) of loud mouth hot shit show offs, only thinking about them selves and how important they are. In there imaginary high class status of life
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nontourage 

The party was fun until Chris showed up with his nontourage.
nontourage by billg November 12, 2004
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nontourage 

AKA 'sidetourage' to the official 'entourage' depending on what status.

"Sidetourage" are the group when the man of the hour is still present with them - but still deemed lower than the entourage.

"Nontourage" is applied when the man of the hour hangs around with the official entourage leaving the nontourage with no plans.

The nontourage are the second class group when it comes to making decisions, suggestions and what have you. Thoughts, ideas and general decision making have no power.

Nontourage: "Hey, let's go watch the game tonight after we grab some grub."

Entourage: "That's a stupid idea".
nontourage by gwizzle88 April 20, 2009

nontourage 

1. Lack of an entourage.
2. The posse status of a person who habitually attends functions, perfroms daily tasks or goes to a restaurant sans accompaniment.

Maitre'd: Table for one, sir?
Loner: Well, do you see anybody else?

By this example we can see clearly that the Loner is rolling none-deep, with a "nontourage"
nontourage by Chris219 July 7, 2006

Montourage 

The official name for Lil Nas X Stans
The montourage is the best fan-base of all time.
Montourage by Lilnasxjamaica April 16, 2022

montourage 

Um, yeah, those other definitions are wrong. Montourage is Cory MONteith's enTOURAGE
Kay: Do you like Cory Monteith?
Kelsey: Yeah! Total Montourager. So sad he died!
Kay and Kelsey: MONTOURAGE UNITE
montourage by montourager October 10, 2013

Montourage 

An accumulation of photos, videos, or clips of all of your friends.

Derived from the Latin word Montage, and the Greek word Entourage.
Howie has three ugly bitches in his montourage.
Montourage by 1MBETTER January 17, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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