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Political Pi 

When the digits of the decimal number π can be used to divine the ups and downs of a politician’s career—apparently a numerological activity by nontenured mathematicians who moonlight for politicians who have faith in the spiritual or occultic power of numbers.
That President Trump’s re-election or rejection by the electorate could be determined by political pi proves that the intersection between pi and politics is not zero.
Political Pi by MathPlus April 16, 2020
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Political Pinyadda 

Particularly Of A Political Figure Who Becomes Subjected To Public Ridicule As A Result Of Past Or Present Self Conduct Considered As Immoral Or Unacceptable.
Watch Out For The 2012 Presidential Race, One Of The Candidate Will Soon Be A Victim Of A Political Pinyadda.

Do You Remember The Day Bill Clinton Become A Political Pinyadda? Yeah I Bet You Do; It Was Fun Having The Stand Up Comedians Take Their Flog Out Of Him.

Political Piglet 

A Politician who Moves from one Political Party to Another
Joseph is a Political Piglet, Because he cant settle in one political Party
Political Piglet by LucaT September 17, 2020

Political Pick Me 

A white female who talks about how bad white people are to black people
"Linda is over there apologizing about being white to a black person, what a Political Pick me!"
Political Pick Me by Landiah February 11, 2022

Political Picking

The cynical, real-world practice in governance where politicians and bureaucrats selectively enforce laws, award contracts, or direct resources not by objective criteria, but to reward allies, punish opponents, and secure future political advantage. It's the application of bias as a tool of state power, turning public policy into a mechanism for maintaining private political capital.
Example: A city government fast-tracks building permits for developers who are major campaign donors, while "losing" the permits of developers who support the opposition. This Political Picking uses the neutral machinery of administration to perform partisan favoritism, creating a shadow system of rewards and punishments.

Pi Politics 

The use of different values for the irrational number π to poke fun at the differing polarized views parroted by mostly hypothetical or morally bankrupt politicians in the land of senseless deaths, which occur practically every day due to zero public ban on guns.
An example of pi politics among ultra-MAGA voters is:

Trump: π = 22/7 (because it is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of any circle).

Pence: π = 3 (because the Bible tells me so).

DeSantis: π = x, where x is awaiting final approval by “woke” censors.
Pi Politics by Fasters May 7, 2023

Politicalified 

Its when someone says politics this politics that boom you've been politicalified.
Politics this politics that boom you've been politicalified
Politicalified by Thatguy5050 April 19, 2021