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Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.
She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

polish holy water 

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

Polish Waterhorse 

A sexual reference used to mess with annoying high school girls.
Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

Polish Waterfall 

When you piss in a girls's ass during anal sex then you pull out and the piss squirts out of her ass
so i was fucking this girl in her ass and i gave her a polish waterfall
Polish Waterfall by bigdork357 August 1, 2011

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.
Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026