Polish water

It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.

When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.

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Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.

She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

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Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

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Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

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When you piss in a girls's ass during anal sex then you pull out and the piss squirts out of her ass

so i was fucking this girl in her ass and i gave her a polish waterfall

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When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

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