Polish Pickle

The act of going to punch someone in the face but rather then punching them in the face...you kick them in the shin!

Maura walked up to Gooch and said Polish Pickle as she swing towards his face but kicked his shin. Gooch got very angry but laughed at this amazing tactic.

by theofficialgooch February 26, 2010

polish pickle twister

The act of a male being suspended by ropes face down,he is spun in one direction winding him up. He inserts hi penis into the woman's anus and is let go unwinding and bobbing up and down !!!

I'm so damn lucky that your mom likes to do phe polish pickle twister !!!

by Pudknocker March 18, 2016

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

pickle polisher

Usually a plus sized lower class woman, that a group of men invited over to their man cave or garage to orally pleasure them one by one. For her services the guys pretend that they like the girl and ramble on about her great personality.

Jason: HEY SCOTTY!!! I called Heather she will be here in twenty minutes!!!
Scotty: Who's Heather?
Jason: That big ol' girl from the trailer park!
Scotty: OHHHHH the pickle polisher!! YAY! iam excited
Jason: She has a great personality!

by S.H.A.G.G.Y. December 12, 2009

Polish Pickle Express

A group of pickle polishers who bowl like shit and parade around with their pickle tickler

The Polish pickle express is swinging their balls all around the bowling center

by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022