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Poker Hot 

Stupid bullshit word G4 put in a commercial that isn't even funny and is a horrible example of the amazingness of urban dictionary.
I was watching this show last night on G4 and that stupid commercial with the word Poker Hot came on and I was like, this pisses my balls off.
Poker Hot by Spumspumss August 16, 2009

Mexican Hot Poker 

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!
My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.
Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Mexican Hot Poker 

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!
My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.
Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Fuck Me With A hot Poker 

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.
Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.
Heating up a crochet needle or something similar, and poking it into the peehole of an erect penis...
Darling, how about a hot poker between lovers...
hot poker by Tweewo July 4, 2006

red hot poker 

when you are going at it hot and heavy and the penis is inserted into the anus unexpectedly and painfully
We were going at it and it slipped in, it felt like a red hot poker in my ass!
red hot poker by Nole August 3, 2006
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