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Pokemongo

Combination of Pokemon and Mongoloid.

A person who is so immersed in playing Pokemon Go that he/she forgets the world around him/her, putting themselves and others in danger.
1. This Pokemongo ran right in front of my car trying to catch a Squirtle.
2. Sorry that I am late, but there were about a hundred Pokemongos down at the train station clogging up the entrance.
by Dukeofhazzard July 14, 2016
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Pokemongo

Pronounced: Poke-Mongo

A Mongo (wich comes from Mongoloid) is basically someone who is suffering from Down-syndrom (so... He is mentally retarded)

Pokemongo an insult against Pokemon Go players.
If you really hate someone, because he/she plays too much Pokemon Go, you can call him Pokemongo.
Look at that retarded Pokemon Go player.”
- “What a Pokemongo!”
by SanKuro August 17, 2016
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PokemonGo

A game that almost put or even put people's fucking lives at stake.

It is also a game not made for lazy people since you go into a lot of places like the bathroom or any fucking place imaginable.
Only die hard fans can complete this fuckin' mess
PokemonGo is a game
by tailsDuck August 21, 2016
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pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks
Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?
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pokemon url

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).
if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die
by pokeurluser January 28, 2013
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pokemon daycare

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017
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Pokémon Fetish

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.
he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish
by Arceus777 May 8, 2014
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