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Pokemon ho 

A person who uses the app 'Pokemon Go' as a means of meeting other nerdy singles.
She was such a Pokemon ho, she turned that lure on in hopes she'd catch more than just Pokemon.
Pokemon ho by thurmie August 9, 2016

Pokemon Ho 

A basic bitch that's never played a single Pokémon game in her life yet acts as if she knows everything about it because she's level 4 on Pokemon Go.
"That white girl getting hype over catching a Pidgey is such a Pokemon Ho."
Pokemon Ho by DemolitionTaco September 2, 2016

pokemon hoe 

a hoe who loves to play pokemon go
"Woah bro its a wild pokemon hoe"
pokemon hoe by $hide July 21, 2016

pokemon hoe 

A way to describe someone who is a slut for pokemon go.
Jessica is a total pokemon hoe, she's always battling at gyms.
pokemon hoe by konnoyuuki August 4, 2016

hop on pokemon sv 

"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."

Pokemongoloid 

A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.

noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!

2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
Pokemongoloid by pokemang July 17, 2016