Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

Loose Poose Juice by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

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Pooshee

A Pooshee is neither an insult or a compliment. But it can also be both, or one of the two. It depends what the person saying the word has for an intent.

Insult: What a Pooshee this guy is!
Compliment: You are such a Pooshee.

Pooshee by KeyesTartaros December 3, 2020

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Poosay

Another term for the slang "pussy" used to call vaginas in a funnier way, Mostly used by satirical accounts

ex.
"My Poosay is Horknee"
"I Love Poosay!"

Poosay by dXni March 29, 2022

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Poosed

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

Poosed by Cats17 October 6, 2013

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