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Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.
John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!
by Seth Woods April 20, 2018
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Jew Pocket

The name for Knish (a typical jewish dish) whenever you forget the name of them because you're baked out of your mind. Theyre typically stuffed with many meats and fried, baked or grilled. They get the name "Jew Pocket" from looking like an American "Hot Pocket", but being jewish.
"Dude, i was in cleveland and ordered this thing from a jewish deli, but i forgot what it was called and called it a jew pocket".
by NAplam May 7, 2019
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Pocket Jewelry

Ornamental jewelry either worn inside a pocket or clipped to. Mostly used to describe Mont Blanc pens, but may include anything else that has no other purpose or function than to be expensive and maybe look cool.
"On a trip to Germany, GO DJ HaKa gave the president of AMG-Mercedes, Dietmar Exler, a Montblanc Boehme Royal Pen that costs $1.5 Million. What an expensive piece of pocket jewelry."

"When I go to important business meetings, I always wear cuff links, metal collar stays, my 24k gold polo mallet tie clip, and most importantly bring my Pocket Jewelry. I always also bring a back-up BIC pen just in case my Mont Blanc fails to write which it is known to do, no matter the cost of the pen."
by GO DJ HaKa June 2, 2018
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Jewish Pocket

Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.
by ianself March 20, 2009
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