Pocket Hockey

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The act of fondling your male genitalia from inside your pocket. This act is usually conducted in the hallway and in between classes.

"Yo did you hear that Ashton won Pocket Hockey Championship" "No but I heard he had 21 tip slips.

Pocket Hockey by Lil Uzi Flirt March 10, 2020

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pocket hockey

masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining

I played pocket hockey during class to keep from falling asleep.

pocket hockey by Justin Joker July 6, 2006

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Pocket Hockey

Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.

My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.

Pocket Hockey by Ace. August 9, 2012

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026