A poext is a poem sent via text message, in which each text submits another line of the poem to the reciever. The texts are sent in quick succession. Edgar Allan Poe would have done it.
I am inclined to send this girl a poext and she will probably think it super annoying but I do not care because it is a pretty damn good poext. So just call me EdgarAllan Poext.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'