An itch of the feet and balls experienced mainly by males, sometimes by hermaphrodites. Can be linked to several STDs, as well as misunderstandings with people that you are not sexually attracted to.
Mitch: HeyErica the hermaphrodite, how do you feel?
Erica: Podigenitiletic!
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!