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Plymouth Christian Academy 

A school which covers up sexual assault and breeds racism and homophobia (but for Jesus so it’s chill )

-Catholics are on thin ice

- non denominational totally not Baptist

- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
Example: “ Remember that 1 hour lecture at Plymouth Christian Academy in Bible class where Mrs Davis read us that article on anal fisting practices to scare us from being gay?”

Example 2 :

Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”

Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”

Example 3:

Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”

Person 2: “They need him”

Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”

Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”

Example 5:

Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”

Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”

Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”

Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”

Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”

Plymouth christian academy 

A literal homophobia breeding ground. Plymouth christian academy is hell on earth. It makes you want to stab yourself to death everyday. Basically all that they teach you is that you dont do every single little thing for Jesus youre a worthless sinner youre going to hell.
Person 1: Why did you attempt suicide?
Person 2: Because I go to plymouth christian academy
Person 2: Makes sense

Plymouth Christian Academy 

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
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