Plymouth North High School
A Massachusetts public high school with a goddamn attitude. One godforsaken weekday, you'll have a nice time going from class to class, maybe even get a hello from some condescending English teacher who finally has given up on their student loan debt payments and is now living under the table with a fake ID and a boyfriend who is just maybe, just maybe, a bit too young for them. But most days you'll just get bodied in the halls for being a "wackass" and get not only your dignity stolen but also your wallet and keys to your car (for some reason). Mild inconveniences await! To be honest, the architecture of this school looks like a cross between an industrial manufacturing plant and willy wonka's disgusting shade of mustard yellow factory. Don't forget your hall pass because you'll "never get asked for it at all during class" until that one time you do get stopped by some random faculty member with a bone to pick with some goddamn teenagers and finally get bopped but its okay because you've "gotten away with it hundreds of times before". Don't forget the at least 10 after school clubs who don't really get the funding they need but on the other hand do the clubs really deserve it? do they? I'll let you ponder that question in the beautiful scenic library with rows of books that no one reads except when their English teacher herds all their students down to the library and forces them to pick out a book with some self-indulgent title and author who's 20 years past their due date.
Plymouth North High School by TheSharpestTool October 3, 2019
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