When you have a butt plug and you use it too much (preferably 35 times a day) your asshole turns into said material of what said butt plug is made out of example wood
I woke up this morning and realized I had plugiphobia when I looked at my asshole in the mirror and saw my asshole was a hardplate of steel
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'