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Pluto Dick 

When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.
What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.
Pluto Dick by CLEdogg May 18, 2014
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Pluto Dick 

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
Pluto Dick by Lildval November 24, 2017

Pluto Dick 

"You have a pluto dick"
Pluto Dick by Jujuidk June 4, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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