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Baby Punt 

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.
GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him
Baby Punt by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019
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punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general
1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.
punt a baby by Grapico May 31, 2006