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Baby Punt 

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.
GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him
Baby Punt by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019
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punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general
1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.
punt a baby by Grapico May 31, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008