Bitch, I don't care if smells like the fart of a raccoon with colon cancer, get on yo knees and gobble this knob while I squeeze out the remnants of your hastily prepared lasagna.
by Slick Dick Lick June 15, 2004
by Craptastical February 22, 2009
A semi-mythical half man-half firefighter who is said to reside at station 4, but is never seen there. Legend has it he's been seen at all the other stations in the department and even shows up on fires off-duty.
by Spongy April 04, 2005