A French Canadian smart ass who reads books on how their penis is so small it couldn't please a tick.
by Cuddle84 August 25, 2017
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by Lulu22222222233333 January 13, 2011
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"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."
by hodag1966 January 31, 2014
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