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Amanda Plourde
A two timing, homewrecking skank. Who is approximately 5"7' has greasy, nappy brown hair and poop colored eyes. She wears Salvation Army Clothes and complains about everything in her life. She likes to steal other girls' boyfriends, tell them she's a virgin, then sleep with them and leave. Normal, right? Her vagina has been recorded the loosest vagina on the Eastern Coast according to The Guinness Book of World Records. She has no friends and moved to a different town because she needed to "start over" AKA find more attention from others because the town she was living in, wasn't taking it anymore. Plain and simple, she's a cunt.
Amanda Plourde by Lulu22222222233333 January 13, 2011
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plouder
A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.
plourding
plourding by bad_guy1124 November 26, 2014
plounder
"What have you got on?!" John shouted
"I know it's a plounder but it's all i could find" Steve replied
"I know it's a plounder but it's all i could find" Steve replied
Plounder
Plounder by LilacFlowers June 10, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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