Ploughjury

When you wake up in the morning and you have sustained an injury from a vigorous plough (AKA Sex). Usually only occurs to box.

Common Forms of Ploughjury include;
- Men snapping their bango string
- Bruising to the pubic bone
- Strain to the hip flexors
- Pulling a hammie
- Stretched box
- Friction burn
- Carpet burn/ Pube Burn
- Blue Balls
- Cramp
- Pink eye

Brad won his grand final and ploughed Millie. The next morning she couldn't walk straight because she had sustained a "Ploughjury" to her public bone (thats where your pubes are if you had them, but she didnt).

by I am Millie69 September 20, 2010