plinker

Another word for remote control; a device used to change channel on a television. Can also perform functions such as adjust volume and brightness on television set.

Katie: Can we turn up the volume?
Harriet: Sure, just wang me the plinker babe.

by Markisalwayswrong December 21, 2009

Plinker

A racist slur for Plinks

Look at that G*d*mn Plinker!

by The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test January 10, 2022

Plinker

Mystery meat, partly made from human penis

Hey, do you want to eat some plinker?

by Plink-182 May 31, 2022

Plinker dinker

A phrase used to describe the female sexual organ, more specifically, the clitoris.

Also a verb: to plink, the act of plinking ones plinker

she was plinking her plinker dinker all night long!

by Popnlockdown March 10, 2021

Plinker plonker

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Palinkered

Drinking so much Hungarian palinka that it causes leg paralysis

I could barely walk last night, I was palinkered

by ALCT March 1, 2015

Harry S. Plinkett

A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)

Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.

Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.

by wt137 March 5, 2020