please sir

a stupid phrase said by only stupid cunts and people in fanfics

person 1: please sir
person 2: i'm gonna kill you
person 1: hmmm sussy baka

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Sir Lady Pleaser

The most epic name for a penis that you will ever hear

Does Sir Lady Pleaser want to come out and play?

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A big fat juice naughty faggot who slays in the sheets and walks the streets.

Do you want to go get ice cream?

No, you are such a PleaseStreamTwice. Stay away.

Okay!

Want to get icecream?

No! You're such a PleaseStreamTwice.

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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