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Pleasant Valley

A School district in Bettendorf Iowa which is ninety percent white and the average income is significantly higher than the rest of the nation. It is often reported that there is literally nothing to do in Bettendorf, and that is correct.
This sucks man I was just at Pleasant Valley High School and realized I was the only one with an Ipod from last year, my social status is ruined.
Pleasant Valley by PV09 August 20, 2008
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Pleasant Valley HS 

A school district in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.
I drove past Pleasant Valley HS today and saw a bunch of white boys juuling inside their lifted Jeeps.
Pleasant Valley HS by @ligmanuts August 21, 2018

Pleasant Valley HS 

School found in Bettendorf, IA that claims every year to be the "best" school in Iowa. Most of that high-quality education they claim to have is funded by the tax dollars of the silver spoon in the ass parents of the already entitled students. Our football is shit because the only thing the kids are willing to hit hard is their vape. Depression and stress have become the sole personality trait of 50% of the girl population here, while the boys love to sit and listen because their snobby ass parents at home won't give them any attention.
Pleasant Valley HS is so diverse and accepting, minus the 100 swastikas written in the bathroom stalls.
Pleasant Valley HS by wtfdanny April 13, 2020

Pleasant Valley HS 

A school in bettendorf which is made up of “rednecks” with shit trucks, white girls who think they are better than everyone else, and entitled white kids with slow ass jeeps that their parents bought for them. You can find nic on almost anyone you meet there, and atomic or dunkin on any white girl you see. Some kids in the school have a good family, a big ass house, and somehow still throw their life away and think they are hot shit. PV is filled with entitled, rich, snobby losers.
Don’t ever go to Pleasant Valley HS, you’ll regret it!
Pleasant Valley HS by Peendestroyer January 21, 2021

Pleasant Valley School District 

A school district located inside the tiny shit hole town of Bettendorf for the the most part. It is home to someone of the worst and most toxic people you could ever meet. A large sum of its students are nicotine fiends and have been going through withdrawals due to the constant bathroom monitoring. Also home to some of the most two faced people this world has to offer. But Jack Meyers is pretty cool.
So what school did you go to as a kid
I was part of the Pleasant Valley School District
Oooooh, shit. Yea... I dont think you and i are gonna workout together then ... sorry

Pleasant Valley HS 

School found in Bettendorf, IA that claims every year to be the "best" school in Iowa. Most of that high-quality education they claim to have is funded by the tax dollars of the silver spoon in the ass parents of the already entitled students. Our football is shit because the only thing the kids are willing to hit hard is their vape. Depression and stress have become the sole personality trait of 50% of the girl population here while the boys love to sit and listen because their snobby ass parents at home won't give them any attention.
Pleasant Valley HS is so diverse and accepting, minus the 100 swastikas written in the bathroom stalls.
Pleasant Valley HS by wtfdanny April 13, 2020

Pleasant Valley HS 

A place where women are harrased like flies to garbage and 40% are snobbish and stuck-up whores. It is loaded with people sneaking in alcohol, vapes, and sometimes Marijuana.

Teachers are incompetent as hell, everyone is suicidal and throwing your life away is the next big trend!
Girl 1: Wow I'm glad I go to Pleasant Valley HS!

Girl 2: I'm not, I got my ass grabbed twice already and teachers refuse to do anything about it!
Pleasant Valley HS by WawaTheGub August 8, 2023
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