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Playing bagpipes 

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.
Playing bagpipes by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing bagpipes 

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes
Playing bagpipes by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing the Bagpipes 

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.
Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"
Playing the Bagpipes by Raiken June 16, 2010

playing the bagpipes 

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit
Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

playing the bagpipes 

"i hear she was playing the bagpipes for anyone at that party"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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