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Playing bagpipes 

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.
Playing bagpipes by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing bagpipes 

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes
Playing bagpipes by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing the Bagpipes 

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.
Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"
Playing the Bagpipes by Raiken June 16, 2010

playing the bagpipes 

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit
Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

playing the bagpipes 

slang for blow jobs or giving head.
"i hear she was playing the bagpipes for anyone at that party"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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