Platoo 

cutest person on planet earth and don't except any other opinions.

Platoo, a cutest human being

Platoo by annyeonghasayyo November 21, 2021

platoo 

Cutest way to name a girl.
She’s gonna be strong, independent, smart, sweet, and generous person.

Also means tuna in Thai.

What’s your name?
My name’s Platoo.

platoo by anonymous November 22, 2021

platonic kiss 

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.

A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."

platonic kiss by Neg46 August 2, 2016

platonic crush 

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.

I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.

platonic crush by beautifulmistake_13 June 2, 2011

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Platonic Cuddling 

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.

I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

Platonic Cuddling by LilithXIII July 4, 2011

Cutie patootie 

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

Cutie patootie by redacted._.information July 14, 2023