(Noun) A sexual perversion of an inanimate substance created through the process of polymerisation or polycondensation.
Dude, that clown makes amazing balloon animals, like the best, goat, sheep, snake... like really convincing. But the way he looks at it, and the obvious stain in his crotch... obvious signs of Plastiophilia.
by StillBirthQuake March 22, 2019
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