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Pizzagate is a conspiracy theory regarding a series of emails hacked from former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta’s account, which some supporters of Donald Trump claimed were coded messages discussing an underground pedophile ring operated at the Comet Ping Pong Pizza restaurant in Washington, D.C.
Pizzagate
Pizzagate by ilemuar November 20, 2016
An incident involving a slice of pizza thrown at Sir Alex Ferguson, the manager of Manchester United, by an Arsenal player. The name is a play on the water gate scandal.
*smack*
OMG PIZZAGATE!
Pizzagate by Jesus42069 February 21, 2009

pizzagasm 

when you eat a pizza so hot that you begin to breath rapidly through your mouth with the pizza cheese fused to the top of your mouth, trying to tame the burning sensation erupting on the roof for your mouth, and inadvertenly making noises like you are ahving an orgasm.
i didnt know what was going on in the other room when i heard janis making that noise, untill i opened the door only to find that she was just having a pizzagasm
pizzagasm by Vanessa November 25, 2004

Pizzaghetti 

1. (noun) The mix of a pizza and spaghetti. This meal, the worst culinary decision of your life, may be served in various forms.

a. Pizza with spaghetti on the side
b. Pizza with spaghetti sauce on top
c. Pizza with spaghetti AND sauce on top

2. (noun) Any bad decision which is obviously bad to everyone else but you. May also be used to describe a serious mistake you've made.
1. Waiter: What can I bring you ?

Fool: May I please have some delicious pizzaghetti, with some bruschetta on the side ?

Wise Man: Dude, that's a textbook pizzaghetti !

2. Fool: Tonight, I'm getting wasted !

Wise Man: The drunker you get, the more pizzaghettis you'll make.

The next morning.

Fool: I can't believe I've slept with that chick...

Wise Man: She's so ugly ! What a pizzaghetti !

Pizzapete 

An absolute badass that all the girls want. Has a massive love for Jesus and has a big cock. Loves guys with a passion. Mostly eats cereal.
Pizzapete over there really be worshiping god my nigga.
Pizzapete by &$_$& October 25, 2019

Pizzaface 

A person with alot of acne on their face
Wow!, Jessie has a pizzaface.
Pizzaface by John April 27, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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