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Pizza Rage 

An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.
When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".
Pizza Rage by t-boy January 17, 2018
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Cumbubble Pizza Rager 

A party where you and your bros blow cumbubbles out each others asses and eat fresh smegma topping pizza while circle jerking in a game of twister.
Dude that cumbubble pizza rager at chad's was off the hook.