pity titties
pity titties by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009
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Pity titties
Pity titties by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009
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Pity titties • pity • pity fuck • pity like • pity party • pity friend • pity sex • pity whore • pity post • pity smile
Pity Titties
Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
Pity Titties by Was wasted October 10, 2011
Pity Titties
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"
Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
Pity Titties by eatthebaby September 16, 2010
pity titties
when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
pity titties by markfitz June 17, 2013
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