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When your tittie gets stuck in your arm pit.
Last night I laid down and I had the worst pittie.
Pittie by Cat Drost 2525 October 6, 2020
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I wanna take the middy out for a ride on the pittie
Pittie by Yurmomgey June 11, 2018

Pittie Fuck 

To Fuck someone's armpit, like Tittie Fuck.
"Man, I Pittie Fucked the shit of this girl last night!"

Vaibhav Pittie 

Is a noun describing a person who pretends to be goody too shoes but is super naughty and super smart
Don't mess with him. He is a Vaibhav Pittie
Vaibhav Pittie by haaknskdbdhhbs March 26, 2011

Vaibhav Pittie 

Vaibhav Pittie: adjective
Vaibhav Pittie is used to describe annoying behavior of emotionlessly relating everyday stuff to arcane and vague economic or foreign policy issues in sentences riddled with words picked up from magazines which as a rule have to be published in the US/UK.
Girl to Vaibhav Pittie: God, you are so cute! We should meet up later.
Pittie: How about next month? The roaring inflationary rate of the US Dollar will make it easier for both of us 23 days later, when an WTO directive will temper the currency. We should also debate the principle of the guy paying for the date. Let's read Peter Singer and discuss this. How about H2 canteen for the date?
Vaibhav Pittie by Suman Rao December 14, 2011

Meat Pattie 

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."
Meat Pattie by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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