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1. A pirate who steals, pillages, and acts generally badass for the purpose of obtaining pie.

2. A pirate who IS a pie.

3. The ever rising costs of pie.

4. One (most often a pierate) who has eaten an entire pier, mistaking it for a pie.

5. A ratio, approximately 1.15, equal to that of pi and e.
No specific examples, though the more badass a person is, the more likely it is that they are, in fact, a pierate.

Examples of people badass enough to be pierates, though they aren't: Aron Ralston, John Hirsch, Sigurdur Petursson (may be a pierate, unconfirmed), Edward Teach, Grigori Rasputin
Pierate by Bartholomew Roberts December 10, 2003
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A builder named Pier Angeli in Southeast Michigan who steals money from prospective home-buyers.
I signed a contract with that Pierate, and now I'm broke.
Pierate by Katrina Lenore August 15, 2004
A feeling brought on when you've been looking forward to having a piece of pie all day long, only to find your roommate ate the last piece.
John was pierate with Shaun after he discovered Shaun consumed the last piece of cherry pie.
Pierate by john17wi July 25, 2016

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!
Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

privacy pirate 

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.
After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.
privacy pirate by jpg3 February 26, 2012

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day
Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

das boot pirate 

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.
(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.
das boot pirate by NiraMillson November 14, 2016
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