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Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts
She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.
Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread
Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits
Pita Bread tits by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

Pita Bread tits

Some hoe with tits like a 3 yr olds.
"That bitch faced little hoe fucker cunt has Pita Bread tits"
Pita Bread tits by Fucc me daddy September 18, 2016

Pita bread tits

A woman's breast that looks triangular and ussaslualy cums with a side of hummus
Ugh, Jenny has such pita bread tits.
Pita bread tits by Dankpepes4life September 18, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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