Pistol Whipped

To be smacked in the face with the handle of a gun.

Charlie was talking shit, so I "pistol whipped" him with my gun.

by Sonuvagun Salinas October 22, 2008

Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

pistol-whipped

The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.

Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.

by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009

pistol-whipped

A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.

"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."

-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"

"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."

-or-

"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"

"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."

"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"

by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011

Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024