Pissy Crumpet

a random insult to someone who can't be arsed with anything

he's not coming to band practice

what a Pissy Crumpet

by bobby bass June 4, 2007

Pussycrumpet

Noun; used to describe a combination of the male sperm and female orgasmic fluid, typically outside the female’s vagina.

“I have a pussy crumpet in the oven”

“We have created a steaming pussycrumpet on the duvet (Blanket)”

by DrFeelGood’sWackyWords February 23, 2018