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pissed up 

I heard this many times what I was in Australia:

Somewhat inebriated to very drunk
We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.
pissed up by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

pissed up slapper 

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

pissed up dan 

The state Dan gets into after a pint
pissed up dan by someone November 18, 2004

Pissed up the wall

To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.

Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.
Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."

pissed up the arse 

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you
Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way
pissed up the arse by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.
After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.