Piss Pocket

The wad of piss soaked toilet paper left after a girl goes pee and does not flush.

"Honey, would please flush after yourself. No one wants to see your damn piss pocket

by Mick E. September 18, 2006

Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something

Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)

by UglyBagel May 20, 2021

Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).

"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Piss in one's pocket

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.

"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."

by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004

Pissing in your pocket

To give someone an insincere compliment. A nice warm feeling in their pants.

"You have skills, I can't see how you didn't get that promotion ". (you don't have skills your a shit bloke really..just pissing in your pocket.)

by mr psuedonym April 9, 2015

Piss in your pocket

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.

Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!

by Robby101 October 19, 2006

piss in your pocket

Australian expression used when asking a friend or associate for help when they are finding life easy but you your struggling to even get started.

"don't mind if I piss in your pocket do you"

by linux_galore February 13, 2004