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Piss in your pocket 

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.
Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!
Piss in your pocket by Robby101 October 19, 2006

piss in your pocket 

Australian expression used when asking a friend or associate for help when they are finding life easy but you your struggling to even get started.
"don't mind if I piss in your pocket do you"
piss in your pocket by linux_galore February 13, 2004

Piss in one's pocket 

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.
"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."
Piss in one's pocket by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004

Piss-Pocketing 

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)
Piss-Pocketing by UglyBagel May 20, 2021

Piss Pocketing 

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).
"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."
Piss Pocketing by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

pisspocket 

noun - term used to describe a female after a male has urinated in her womb in order to relieve spermatazoa build-up pressure within his prostate, allowing him to continue coitus without orgasm.
not to be confused with the "bronson hotpocket", the term used to describe a form of anal sex and involving urination.
noun - as spoken, "that girl is garys pisspocket, because he doesnt like the feel of condoms, and shes catholic."
pisspocket by terranaut November 19, 2007