Piss Fingers

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.

by Koknballz May 21, 2017

Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.

"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."

by Lokimotive October 3, 2021

Piss fingers

When your friend takes a piss and doesn't wash their hands so they run on the bus with piss fingers and they touch your seat and you're sad.

Harsh : I just got done pissing
ZY : Ew you have piss fingers
D : NOoOoO he's touching my seat

by M&DB December 9, 2021

Piss Fingers

A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies

“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”

“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”

by Transmitteroftheclap January 20, 2024

Granny piss-fingers

The term used to describe old grannies and their lack of cleanliness.

" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers

by TK.uk15 May 12, 2011

pussfingers

After you have masturebated a females vaginal area!

Dude, did you finger that girl cause you totally have Pussfingers!

Man I hope you dont have Pussfingers cause that shit stinks!

by C-Wim December 9, 2008

pissfinger

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.

"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."

by van der wal April 22, 2010