A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.
"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don'tfeel like replacing the strings in six weeks."
A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies
“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”
An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.