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pirates booty 

act of rubbing one's cock against a fellow seaman

note: also a group activity
Join the US navy where Pirate Booty is the most popular group activity
pirates booty by MisterD February 15, 2003

Pirates Booty 

THE BEST SNACK EVER! If you ever get hungry and don't know what to eat, buy pirates booty! It is cheesy and delicious! They are crunchy and sometimes soft! Perfect snack!
Girl: What snack should we eat?
Me: Definitely pirates booty!
Girl: Mmmm yeah!!

pirate booty 

v. to plunder treasure
n. another name for pirate treasure.

Beastie Boys: "Profesor, what's another name for pirate treasure?" Professor: "Well I think it's booty, boo, boo, boo, booty, that's what it is..."
The treasure ship sank before it became pirate booty, much to the avail of piracy.
pirate booty by Chance Lonestar November 17, 2006

Pirate's Booty

A deliciously healthy snack, or "cheese puff," made by Robert's American Gourmet snack company. Choose from 162 fabolous flavors! They taste like air, so you can't feel guilty for eating an entire package!
"Dude, you're such a Booty Head."
"F You Man!"
"Dude, all that Pirate's Booty must be goin to your head"
Pirate's Booty by Lyn-z April 22, 2006

Pirate Booty 

It´s a pirate expression for a hoarded treasure.
"Look Captain! It´s the John Silver's pirate booty!"
Pirate Booty by uroboros91 January 10, 2012

pirate's booty

another name for calling dibs on the front passenger seat of a vehicle. Connotes the triumph of plundering treasure from fellow swabbies.
phil: "let's go to the store."
jake: "okay."
bill: "pirate's booty!"
jake: "asshole, you know i get sick in the back seat."
bill: "you're too slow. just be glad you're not sitting bitch."
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