Piper Rice 

Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.

“Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice”

Piper Rice by DumbWhore101 October 18, 2019

Paper Rice 

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

Paper Rice by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice Pipe 

A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.

Look at that rice pipe, that probably cost more than the car is worth.

Rice Pipe by Pompous Smurf December 22, 2006

Rice Paper Paper 

Paper (Money) that is made of Rice Paper so you can eat it.

I'm peckish, Have we got any Rice Paper Paper?

Rice Paper Paper by 8BitGuy December 23, 2014

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm 

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm by DrNordo January 17, 2009

Ricer Pipe 

An exhaust pipe on a car in which the circumference of the pipe is ridiculously large and obnoxiously loud and high-pitched. The sound consists of how a turbocharged weed wacker would sound. Usually found on older Japanese cars, or "ricer" cars in general.

Hey man, look how that dude thinks his car is fast with his ricer pipe. What a shame.

Ricer Pipe by Alex8275 July 16, 2014