pioneers

When the North American continent was first being advertised as "FREE", thousands upon millions of people from Europe came flooding the eastern part of what will later be called The United States of America.

These people left Europe because they were religiously excluded due to their different beliefs and ideas. This was a time where new religions were being born and mainstream people seeing these new takes on reality were feeling threatened by new establishments.

So, being already seen as complete psychopaths, these religious groups were again booted and were forced to trek west to where they would be known as "pioneers" where the trip was a tough one.

They would later tell tales of how they were able to defend themselves against the Native Americans and how awful it was that they were being attacked for no apparent reason.

Today in America white people feel connected and appreciate the pioneers and what they have done for them.

Native Americans can say different.

The Mormons were pioneers as they made their way across the nation to create and preserve a new found future.

by pcberdwin October 4, 2006

Pioneers

Dumb ass hicks from the middle of nowhere who are referenced a lot to justify actions.

Bob: You know Joe, you really shouldn't rob that bank
Joe: Ah, what the fuck. The pioneers did it!

*Larry just egged a house*
Bill: hey Larry good job! That's how the pioneers did it!

by Lasage March 24, 2009

pioneers

those singular hairs that blaze a lonely trail down a male back, discovering as yet unhaired real estate, slowly attracting other hairs to follow it into unhaired territory.

"Every day I wake up and look in the mirror, and more and more pioneers are showing up on my back. Now, they're showing up gray!"

by Bald Fu July 2, 2008

Pioneers Academy

A shithole

Is that a brothel?
No it’s the Pioneers Academy

by jsyqgwhsgcanqywf February 17, 2020

Pure Pioneers

A crazy group of lunatics that believe that their way of life is the only correct way to live. They constantly try to impose their beliefs on others. They are anti gay and lesbian and anti sex education in schools. They got their start by opposing a teen pep program in Clearview Regional High School. They are few and far between but cause a great deal of problems to a community and local school boards. Are generally associated with religious fanatics that are blind to the people around them. Same group of people tried to have Harry Potter books removed from libraries for being anti religion and corrupting the minds of the young. People in this group are completely crazy and only cause a nascence for people around them.

pure pioneers crazy sex education anti sex education anti Harry Potter religious fanatics anti gay anti lesbian

by With a clear view February 26, 2009

Tomorrow's Pioneers

The act of telling your child to become a terrorist.

Tomorrow's Pioneers is complete horseshit; it promoted terrorism, Anti-Americanism, anti-semitism, and anti-westernism. It's absolutely sickening to me how the Palestines are so hostile towards the Israelis, and to add up, one of the characters, Farfour, is a CARBON COPY of Mickey Mouse! Walt Disney's last surviving child Diane Disney-Miller hated this show too!

by CarkyAmsterAlt April 27, 2022

Urban Pioneers

Mix one part Texas fiddle and one part Tennessee banjo, add doghouse bass and a splash of guitar and you have one heck of a powerful punch called The Urban Pioneers. This string band hammers out a variety of original songs that encompass old time hillbilly music, western swing, rockabilly, and even a few gypsy type songs for good measure. They spend about 75% of the year on tour all over the world delivering their brand of high energy hillbilly folk music.

The Urban Pioneers are on tour now, on tour always.

by lizsloanfiddle August 13, 2016