Pinecone Turd Share definition Flag A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass. After I slammed that pinecone turd my diarrhea hole bled for eight years. Pinecone Turd by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Pinecone Turd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch