pimming

"the upper class version of rimming that involves drinking pimms from tarquins balloon knot in a rather sexual lapping motion, stimulating the reciptiants anal septors and quenching the thirst of the pimmer"

NB, Reach arounds are optional.

"what time is it?"

"its Pimms o'cock"

Village gave Pell a good pimming

by Buck Dooraction January 17, 2007

Pimming

„Pimming“ means smearing the toothpaste of a used toothbrush on drying clothes that don‘t belong to you.

I will do pimming on your clothes.

by Reddjuice May 8, 2020

Pimming

To defecate as you ejaculate as the sudden expansion of your rectum as the turd widens your anus causing sexual stimulation leading to male orgasm.

“Hey lads! I just walked in on Charlie Pimming in the bathroom at Wells!”

“Hey Rob can we head back to The Rock, I gotta take a Pim.”

by BrownLads January 2, 2022

pimming

Pimming (verb) used to the describe the action of a certain captain on how to lure and act predatory towards children

“Callum was caught ‘pimming’ a boy the other day “

by egggg321 February 5, 2025

Pimping agency

Pimping agency - staffing or employment agencies that treat you like a dog, make lots of money off of you, and pay you next to nothing in return ... (in my opinion).

A pimping agency treats their workers like dogs. No matter how bad the place is that they send you to work, you have to suck it up, do a good job and not complain. A pimping agency gives you no paid vacation, no paid holidays, no paid sick leave, no benefits. They rake in lots of money from your hard labor and pay you next to nothing. Note: Not every staffing or temporary agency is a pimping agency, just most of them (in my opinion).

by maryal March 10, 2013

Nimminy Pimminy

Meaning- Insignificant, petty,

Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty nimminy pimminy little note.

by Mr B Black January 2, 2005

48 Laws of Pimping

(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.

48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype

by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013