pilots 

Former Major League Baseball team from Seattle. Bought by Bud Selig a few weeks before the 1970 season and moved to Milwaukee. Seattle has never forgiven him since.

The Pilots were decent.

pilots by Jim Bouton #56 January 1, 2005

Pilots of Sound 

The up-and-coming epic band of win. They play Rock music, and are just awesome overall.

Max: Yo, have you written that song for our band Pilots of Sound?
Sal: You know I've been busy playing WOW....

Groupie: OMG OMG OMG OMG, POS (Pilots of Sound), WE <3 YOU!

Pilots of Sound by LKJHLKJHLKHLKJHASLKJDHALSDHALS June 12, 2009

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS) 

The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.

John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

Mike: Really how is it?

John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.

John: yeah.....

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS) by Godzirra! March 27, 2010

Pilots lunch 

The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.

Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.

Pilots lunch by InvertedAv8r August 7, 2021

twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside

"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"

twenty one pilots by kyl0R3n May 30, 2016

Twenty one pilots

The best band ever that was on hiatus for about a year. But they are back now with a new album Trench.

Twenty one pilots is the best band ever ||-//

Twenty one pilots by Janyse October 11, 2018

Twenty One Pilots

Two guys from central Ohio, Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, that make some of the most amazing music that will ever grace your ear drums. They don't want to be heard, they want to be listened to. If you're looking for a crazy, high evolvement concert with plenty of sweat to go around and crowd surfing galore, by all means, go to their next show!

From their website:
"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not circumstantial, happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."

Check them out at twentyonepilots.com

Human #1: Did you guys go to the Twenty One Pilots Show on November 19, 2011?
Human #2: YEAH! THEY SOLD OUT THE WHOLE NEWPORT MUSIC HALL!

Human #3: My shirt is still wet from everyones sweat.

Twenty One Pilots by SarahTurvy November 20, 2011