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Pier-Olivier
Pier-Oliviers are often very strange.
Usually Obsessed with small animals such as chickens, penguins, armadillo and/or midgets, Or the fighting of two of these animals.
They also tend to have a short attention span (that of a fish) and ponder the strangest things.
Usually Obsessed with small animals such as chickens, penguins, armadillo and/or midgets, Or the fighting of two of these animals.
They also tend to have a short attention span (that of a fish) and ponder the strangest things.
Pier-Olivier: "Do you think God could make a taco so hot, that not even he could eat it?"
Pier-Olivier: "What do you do when your wife eats chicken?"
Pier-Olivier: " I will make an invention like a condom for pooping, but harder, it goes like that in the anus and then after put the cap. And throw it in the Garbage"
Pier-Olivier: "What do you do when your wife eats chicken?"
Pier-Olivier: " I will make an invention like a condom for pooping, but harder, it goes like that in the anus and then after put the cap. And throw it in the Garbage"
Pier-Olivier by EVNSFTZJMS March 11, 2010
Off the pier
"Whenever someone is going to do something crazy."
Coined by Steezy Kane after jumping off the Santa Monica pier twice as a stunt for his youtube channel
Steezy if you're reading this I love you
Coined by Steezy Kane after jumping off the Santa Monica pier twice as a stunt for his youtube channel
Steezy if you're reading this I love you
Off the pier by my butt itchy June 27, 2021
take a long walk off a short pier
take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009
it's only queer if you're tied to the pier
Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.
HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."
it's only queer if you're tied to the pier by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
Fishing off the company pier
When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
Fishing off the company pier by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003
Fishing off the company pier
Fishing off the company pier by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006