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Pier’o

mf Pier’o is so lonely😹😹 go get some girls fucker😹😹😹
Pier’o is a lonely mother fucker😹😹
by Pier’o November 21, 2021
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Pier-Olivier

Pier-Oliviers are often very strange.

Usually Obsessed with small animals such as chickens, penguins, armadillo and/or midgets, Or the fighting of two of these animals.

They also tend to have a short attention span (that of a fish) and ponder the strangest things.
Pier-Olivier: "Do you think God could make a taco so hot, that not even he could eat it?"
Pier-Olivier: "What do you do when your wife eats chicken?"
Pier-Olivier: " I will make an invention like a condom for pooping, but harder, it goes like that in the anus and then after put the cap. And throw it in the Garbage"
by EVNSFTZJMS March 11, 2010
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Off the pier

"Whenever someone is going to do something crazy."
Coined by Steezy Kane after jumping off the Santa Monica pier twice as a stunt for his youtube channel

Steezy if you're reading this I love you
"Yo Alejandro, your dick's off the pier!
by my butt itchy June 27, 2021
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take a long walk off a short pier

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
by mite74 January 5, 2009
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it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.
HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."
by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
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Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003
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Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.
"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."
by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006
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