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A person who is overly obsessed with pies. Cherry, apple, custard, does not matter, He wants mo'.
Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!
Pie Guy by Jess123321 September 29, 2007

Fly Pie Guy 

Has more audacity than hair follicles. And has more hair follicles than dick. Looks like someone’s big toe. Is a snakey fucker
avoid that fly pie guy at all costs!
Fly Pie Guy by MEATFORALL May 1, 2022

Fly pie guy 

When someone is a snake and stabs everyone in their backs.
Also uses girls to try get famous on a singing app, when they infact can't even sing.

Not a person to be trusted.

Lok
Looks like what you'd imagine ETs ugly cousins big toe to look like. Aka turd Crayon
Omg, he is so ry the fly pie guy
Fly pie guy by YourMaIsonDla May 1, 2022
A vagina on a female to male transsexual
That dude has a guy pie in them drawers
Guy Pie by Jock Johnson June 11, 2006
(Alt. spelling: guy-pie or guypie)
A whole lot of guys. An abundance of men.
I went to the local gay bar last weekend and it was like being in a guy pie
Guy Pie by cuddlemonster August 8, 2011

five guy cream pie 

An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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